Manchester united mein khelta hain rooney ……… Manchester united mein khelta hian rooney…….daya pata lagao aakhir kya chahta hain yeh khoonee!!!!!!!……..
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Manager: Sorry, but I cant give you a job. I dont need much help. Job Applicant: Thats all right. In fact Im just the right person in this case. You will see, I wont be of much help anyway!!
Man wishes to fly like a bird, sing klike cuckoo, dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But man dosnt wish to live like a man’
Man: Officer! Theres a bomb in my garden! Officer: Dont worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it.
Man is a head of the family,woman is a neck of the family,kyunki gardan jahan chahey head ko kahin bhi ghuma sakti hai.
Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Man b4 marage: Roses r red, Violets r blue believe it or not im mad 4u. After marage Roses r dead,im blue u make me mad some day ill kill u.
MALUM HAI BAPU NE BOLA, EK BAAR SMS KA REPLY NAHI AAYA TO DUSRA KARNEKA. DOSTI ME KISISE PANGA NAHI LANE KA. REPLY KAR KA BOLNE KA
MALOOM HAI AAP BAHUT BUSY HO……………….IS LIYA KUCH NHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PADHNA PADTA